I thought it would be fun to mess with a pizza delivery guy. So I did an online order and put down an abandoned trailer for the delivery address. The trailer has no windows, no driveway, no grass or trees, and it is 9:00 at night. So I parked my car behind the trailer. 15 minutes later, here comes the pizza delivery guy. He was in his car for a while. I think that I saw him on his cell phone, probably trying to ask his boss if that was the right address. He never got out of the car. He just drove away. As soon as he drove away I got a call on my cell, and it was the pizza place. It was the guy trying to deliver the pizza. He said, "Hey I was at your address, but it looks like it was the wrong one, where are you at?" I said, "No you were at the right trailer, I was in the shower and I just saw you drive away." Then there is this long pause. Then he says, "Ummmmmm.... that is the white trailer right? With the numbers 209 on the side right?" I said, "Yup. I know it does not look like much, but it is a timeshare." Then another long pause. Then he says, "Ok I am coming back." I said that I would leave the outside light in for him.
So I get up to the broken door and I hear him drive back up. I am now hiding so if he sees me at the door my idea for the prank will be ruined. My plan was to creep him out, not to give him a heart attack. I am serious, I do not want to jump out and scare him because......you know......he has the pizza. So I hear him walking up to the trailer slowly then stopping. I can hear him calling the number on his cell phone. I quickly turned my phone to vibrate. My phone goes off. But I ignore it. Then I hear him going back to his car. So I whisper VERY quietly, "Drop the pizza...." I hear him stop dead in his tracks. Then I hear him walking away again. Then I whisper a little louder, "Where are you going?........" He stops again. But he continues to go to his car.
So I have a better plan, I am going to open the front door a little, so when he gets into his car he will see that the door was opened from the time that he was out of his car.
Little to my knowledge, I did not know that there were no door hinges on the door. So when I pulled it back, the door slid back and the top of the door came crashing out of the trailer. It crashed so hard that it made such a loud noise. After that was done. I figured that I scared the guy. So I got up to tell him that it was all a prank. And he was gone. Seriously, that car was gone. There was dust all over the place so I bet that he floored it. So I am going to get in my car but I noticed that he let go of the pizza and it was opened on the ground. There was toppings everywhere.
Man, that guy was probably like, "EVERY MAN WOMAN CHILD AND PIZZA FOR ITSELF!!!!"
So I drove back to the pizza place and talked to the manager. I explained to him about what happened. And I told him that I wanted pizza and I was going to pay for the one the delivery guy dropped. Then the manager tells me that the delivery guy came back to work crying. I laughed sooo hard.... buuuuuuuuuut then I felt really bad. I did not mean to freak him out like that. But then the manager asks me what I did. So I told him the whole story. After I got done telling him, he laughed soooooooooooooooooooooooo hard that him and some of the co-workers were in tears from laughing so hard. He did not charge me for the other pizza. But I did get the delivery guys name, went to the ATM and got $25 and put it in an envelope for the pizza delivery guy that I scared the crap out of. That's a good tip.