I SWEAR I AM GOING TO DO IT!

I AM GOING TO DRAW GIRAFFE'S BETTER NEXT TIME I SWEAR. Anyways.

So I got a new computer, and whats a new computer without problems. Lol. The power supply fan clicks like crazy when I play certain games. The company I bought it from (ibuypower) is going to send me a new one  for free and I am going to replace it. So it's all cool. At least I can still draw. And it is still a bad ass computer no doubt.

If you are planning to buy a gaming computer DO NOT buy one from Alienware. Either do ibuypower.com or cyberpower.com. There you can customize you very own computer. It is WAY cheaper than an alienware. Seriously you can't even argue with me. I compared. I made each build with the closest specs and the Alienware was $950 more expensive. Plus you can have a cool looking case and with an additional $15-$30 you can even light the inside up. I have seen alot of 3D graphic artists on deviant art, and they can get a computer with a graphics card. There is a difference- Video card: Gaming, Graphics card: 3D rendering programs autocad and all those programs.

Next Thursday through Sunday I will be gone. So I wont be doing cartoons then

I still have deviants asking me for money. I have said this before and I will say it again: I don't give out free money. I don't think anybody does. I just blew a crap load of money throwing it at strippers so stop asking. Plus I am still paying 9 hospital bills........stop asking. I uh......can't seem to.......find my wallet.................................................stop asking. I don't mean to be an ass. It's just that a deviant told me "Stop being a pussy and spare me some money to start a group on deviant art" I mean WTF?

Anyways. So I was driving to get some food on Saturday and saw that one of my workmates was pulled over by the cops. So later that day I wanted to mess with him about that. So I got my phone out and texted him: "I saw that you got pulled over by the cops, what did they catch you snorting magic fairy dust out of a hookers butt crack?" It was a joke. So a minute later I got a text back: "Break light was out." I thought he didn't think that was funny. Then 5 seconds later I get another text form him: "This is his mother by the way." O.O Then follows: "Who are you? Why are you talking to my son like that? You need to get a life and never call this number again" I then text back: "I didn't call I was texting" WHICH she replied: "I don't care if you are doing whichever one get a life." I then texted back: "What if I use smoke signals to contact him. I mean we live near an Indian reservation." She replied (now using her phone): "Do you think I am amused?" I say: "Can't say, I'm not looking at you so I don;t know for sure" She texts: "Just leave him alone." (Now at this point I turn into a big jack ass, I saw, when he was pulled over, that he was wearing his red shirt with a white hat) I text: "Well can I at least say hi?" She texts with grace: "Get a life" So I text back: "I'm like 4 feet away from him why not?" She texts: "You dumb? Do you even know how long 4 feet is?" (I quickly look on my PS3 and see that he is online playing) I reply: "Well I'm watching him through his window playing video games wearing his red shirt and white baseball cap. So yeah I do." Now I am getting no texts back. I am having a GOOD laugh about that. Then she texts me back and I am looking at my phone right here and it says: "I AM CALLING THE F#$ing COPS RIGHT NOW AND I AM GOING TO REPORT YOUR A$$ YOU LITTLE S%#T AND THEY ARE GOING TO THROW YOU IN JAIL"

So I go to work today and I see the workmate; who's mother that I tortured Saturday. I run up to him and ask, "Dude I was trying to text you and your mom read it, di...." He shushes me, then says, "Do you know.......what happened on Saturday night?" I am starting to crack up and I asked "What happened?" He says, "I am trying to play video games and I looks outside my door and I see my mom in the backyard. I knock on the window and wave at my mom. She then angrily waves me to come outside. I go outside and my mom is yelling at me if I saw any strange men walking around in the back yard staring at me though my window." I start to laugh sooooo hard. Then he says, "I asked my mom what she was talking about. She tells me that there was a psychotic man that was stalking me. I started to freak out so I grab my baseball bat and I am now scared s%$tless. So she tells me that he was watching me through the window. I tell her that I just took a shower and was naked in my room and that pshyco was watching me?" I then loose it. I am laughing sooooo uncontrollably. He then goes on, "So I'm getting pissed and want to kill that psycho. Then my mom goes in her car and pulls out her .35 (which is a revolver) And she loads it and she is creeping around in the backyard. I see some random guy and I am yelling at him if he was watching me get naked." I am literally ROFL'ing at this point. Then he says, "This guy got so scared that he was running. So I walk in the front yard and my mom follows me. And then the cops drive up. They instantly jump out of the car and ask my mom if she has a permit for her revolver. I look at her and she tells them that she does not."

Now I cannot catch my breath I am laughing so hard. Then he goes on to say "I thought that she did have a permit, now my mom is getting a ticket and lost her revolver to the cops. We go inside the house and she tells me about the perv that got my number and she takes my phone and throws it in the garbage and says that she is getting a new one for me. I look at her phone and see the number that she is texting and I see that it was your number. Then I go in the garbage and get my phone out and I look at the number of this 'psycho' man and see that it was you. And I told her that it was no psycho, it was you. And the we joke alot."

I am in tears. Then he says, "My mom stopped and did not move for minutes. I then ask her why she was on my phone to begin with. She was spying on my phone because of a girl that I dated. And she hated her and did not want to see me with her.

I told him "See, win win. Now she will never spy on you again.

That has got to be the funniest thing EVAR. This is all true and my goodness, I am laughing sooo hard while typing this too.\

How was your day?