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One day I was in English class we were supposed to do a report on people from the 1930's (I think), and we had the whole library and the internet to get us some info. So the library had one book on the guy that I was chosen to do. So I used the computer to get some info. There was alot of info on the net, I mean enough to do the whole report. Then in the bottom right of my screen, my friend message me on the schools messaging system. I asked him how he done it and he told me that it was the computers number on the back. So I put his in and we were messaging each other. Then all of a sudden the librarian grabbed our shoulders and told us the what we were doing was wrong. So wrong that it could have corrupted the schools entire system (B.S.). So she banned us from all of the computers until the end of the year (Which includes the computer classroom too. wtf?)

I told her that I did not know doing that was so wrong, I just found out about it and there was no meeting or school pep rally talking about it. She said ok but still banned me. So I told her that I could not find any  of the information that I needed for the report in the books in the library, I could only find it on the internet. And I pleaded with her that I did not mean to 'corrupt' the system and all that, and that I really needed the internet for the info. She left and told my teacher what I did. So my teacher gives me an F for the report. So I got royally screwed in the bum bum, even though that I apologized. The librarian also told the principle and the school board. So I got chewed out by them both. And I got a mark on my permanent record. (I don't think that there really was a permanent record because the school was so poor and I got away graduating without a third science class, but I digress)

I got soooo mad about that. I wanted revenge.

So every Friday at 1:00 PM was the freshman computer class. And it was a certain room where they had the class. So I asked to use the bathroom, and got my large block of wood as my hall pass so the hall way Nazi's could not get me. They were teachers, not students. So it is 12:40 PM and I go to the class room. And every computer was on. 

Now here is the thing, every computer was monitored and all of the game/dirty sites were all blocked when you signed in to your student ID ...........BUT the computers are not monitored/blocked when you log in as the administrator........... and I knew what the password was. So I logged in to ALL of the computers as the ADMINISTRATOR. Then I opened up the internet on every one of them, and I opened up a porn site on every one of them. 

I am not kidding you. I had some real gnarly pictures/sites on each computer. Then I turned off all of the computer monitors. So when the whole class came in to turn on their monitors they got a little surprise. I even did the teachers laptop. That one was her personal one. I was nice I found some huge ding dongs for her to look at. 

They had an announcement the next morning about in incident in the computer room and that they were re-doing the system so no computers or internet for that day. And I was acting all surprised, looking around the class saying, "What? Who would do such a thing? That is no immature. GOD some people."
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Writeratnight Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Student Writer
I hope someday to be half as great as you.
JEC00k Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bow to the great one. :iconworshipplz:
dragonstrike1001 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013
Crap. The best that I've ever done was release crickets in the teacher's lounge. You, on the other hand, are a genius.
ikiuafy Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
can i marry you yet?this is amazing
Poet-of-all-Art Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I vote you best pranker of the year. BEST. XD
YoshiofRedemption Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I know what I'm doing if I lose my computer rights at school. That is freaking genius
TheDefineLoser Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Best story ever. XD
fantasylover103 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I absolutely worship you.
Wiipodgirl Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're a genius.
takozilla Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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